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25 January 2009 @ 05:41 pm
stolen from Jacy... holy shit I really am morbid as fuck  
Morbid Survey

{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
only a few times...


{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
Only if I was stranded up in the mountains after a plane crash... Alive reference FTW!


{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
ummmm LSD?

{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}

{4} shot or stabbed?
Oh man, that's a tough call... I mean, you get some pretty gnarly blood splatters with guns, but knife fights are super fun... can I get stabbed with one of those guns that has a knife on the end? Like a civil war gun! omg yes

{5} asphyxiated or exsanguinated?
Another tough call... I mean, damn I could gasp for air and not breath and maybe flail my legs around and try to claw someone's eyes out... or I could bleed to death and be all "oh it feels so cold... hold me... *last kiss... fade away* hmmmmmmmmmm Ok I will go with asphyxiation, as long as it's not by drowning.

{6} drowned or buried alive?
Shit, I just said I didn't want to drown... I would only want to be buried alive if it was done 1800s style, with the bell tied to a string going into my grave... while some bastard laughs maniacally watching the bell ring.

{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
Definitely blunt-force trauma, with lots of blood splatters. I want it to splatter in their faces.

{8} poisoned or overdosed?
Why must you present with such difficult questions?!?! Poisoned.

{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
Flesh-melting... and I want to melt like Blackula, only slower.

{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
God damn you.... I can't choose.

{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
Burning to death.

{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
I'm gonna go with accident for the same reason as Jacy... I'm too rad for someone to want me dead.

{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
Death by hitman would be so boring... you would just be standing there and then BAM your shot in the head. A serial killer would at least torture you and maybe talk to you... build up the anticipation a little.

{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
Plane crash, so all the passengers can whip it out and start beating it like mad. Mallrats, bitches.

{15} killed in your home or away from home?
Away, I wouldn't want everyone to feel uneasy about living where I died.

{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
Not during tv cause then I might miss an important part of a show! haha

{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
Stalker... it would make me feel special! :-P

{RANDOM...}

{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
I'm undecided... I do want a grave marker of awesome gothic proportions somewhere, but I may also want something rad done with my ashes...

{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
I don't think I want to have it in a church anyway... in a castle. Yes, can I please have it in a castle? And can it also turn into an all night rave? haha

{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
Don't you forget about me followed by songs about zombies and nekrofelia.

{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
I like the one I am wearing now... what I wore last night to the rave... skulls!

{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
All of my closest friends.

{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
meh

{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
Remembered.

{25] would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
Heartbroken mate... dying alone would suck.
 
 
 
theeinherjar on January 31st, 2009 07:04 pm (UTC)
It's a bayonet and they are still around just not commonly used. You can attach one to an M-16. In basic they still have bayonet training.
Heather Joneszerocoolphreak on February 1st, 2009 01:15 am (UTC)
Good to know! haha