Dear Strange dudes messaging me on myspace,

There is no way I will message you back or respond if you can't even message me in proper English. Why do people think that is attractive? Ugh.



On a side note, my legs hurt like a bitch from last night. Why you ask? I hung out with my buddy Kevin Flinn and things progressed into a 2-hour extremely vigorous session of sex. It was freaking nuts! Oh man... Now I am so sore! Anyways... Gotta put shoes on cause Jared is picking me up...