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04 March 2005 @ 01:34 am
 
Heard an interesting story tonight... apparently, there was some girl in California who was on top of her fridge masturbating with a broom, heard her father coming in the house, and proceded to jump down off the fridge and impaled herself on the broom, right up the vagina. All I can say is, how much an idiot is she to a) be masturbating with a freaking broom stick! and b) on top of the fridge? Of all the places and all the "toys"....

Hung out with Chris tonight. He called me and I miraculously wasn't already doing something like I usually am when he calls. We drove around a lot, went up to Larch Mt. and stargazed... I don't remember the big dipper being so HUGE before. It was cool.

Made out with Kevin today in the elevator in Joan Stout Hall. He was out of commission from his wisdom teeth before, but he seems to be back now. :-)

Other news? Well, I got a summons for jury duty in the mail. It's on March 24 and I have to be there by 8 am. That's one day of my spring break out the window. Man, I really hope they don't choose me to be on an actual trial or anything. And I don't even know where the courthouse in downtown portland is... but Chris told me it's right by the Max line. I'll have to go and find it sometime before then.
 
 
 
zombies_with_gunsjvond4915 on March 4th, 2005 09:26 pm (UTC)
Ow.
Impalation is not a nice thing at all. Ouchie.
Heather Joneszerocoolphreak on March 4th, 2005 11:29 pm (UTC)
Re: Ow.
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