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02 June 2008 @ 06:38 pm
hahaha " The stuff that comes out of boys every time they use you has as many calories as seven whole pints of Häagen-Dazs. That's why all the girls who do 'it' always get so fat and ugly and have that ulcerated skin that screams to everyone in church, 'I am an insatiable slut!'"

oh god it's so funny!

" Because boys use the business end of their privates as a pipe for going number one, touching it is pretty much the same as taking a bath in a Mexican's toilet."

" When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm."
I'm feeling...: amusedwhoribly amused
Christy Smedberghey_jude_04 on June 3rd, 2008 01:57 am (UTC)
LoL, Where did you find this stuff?
pixiepancake on June 3rd, 2008 03:05 am (UTC)
hahaha .. wow D: