So to appease Jen's scattered mind as we sat in Chicago traffic on our way to see her ex, I started a game... here is how it ended:

I am going to the picnic and I am bringing...
Apples
Bananas
Candy Canes
Dolphins
Ecstacy
Farfignugen
Gay men
Helicopters
Ice cream
Jello
KKK members
Lima beans
Manicotti
Neckerchiefs
Orgasms
Penises
Quicktime
Roosters (there seems to be a lot of cock at this picnic...)
STDs
Tuberculosis
Underwear
Valentines
Wet Women (I had to bring them in to make it less of a sausage fest xD)
X-men
Yoshi
Zen

This may have been more amusing when we were in the car....