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16 December 2008 @ 05:41 pm
It's me vs. the intarwebz - for your entertainment and mine  
Internet! You have gotten boring... why have you stopped entertaining me?? Are you trying to tell me to get up and leave the house?!?!? How dare you! The outside world is cold and scary and full of stupid greedy people who want nothing more than to steal my marshmallows & chocolate and leave me with nothing but empty graham crackers.

Take shower. Get dressed. Leave house. Do something productive!

It sounds so simple. but... I cannot! And will not!

Why must you fight me? Things are better out there... amongst the people.

But I don't like people... *whimper*

Yes you do! People make you feel like you are not alone!

I can still be alone, even when I'm surrounded by hordes of people... why should I trust you?

You shouldn't trust me, because I am you... You can't trust yourself! It just isn't possible. But listen - can you hear that?

I... I think so...?

That's your gut talking. It says you can't just sit at home by yourself all the time. It says, "Feed me!"

Feed it what?

It survives on attention... It craves nourishment in the form of laughter and smiling faces!

I think I see what you're saying... social interaction is my life-blood. I must break free from my prison of contempt and thrust myself out upon the world. Show it what I'm made of!

Yes! Now we're getting somewhere! Now get up and run wild and screaming into the great wide open!

Yes! I can! I will! Prepare yourself, outside world, for I am Heather... hear me ROAAARRRRR!!!!

xD wow... umm I guess I got bored... and yeah, I really am this weird, I hope you aren't just finding this out now...
I'm feeling...: crazycrazy
theeinherjar on December 17th, 2008 02:57 am (UTC)
Wow she is really a freak isn't she

Shut up no she isn't she is just expressing herself

I am not gonna shut up you shut up

*cue fight club moment*
dangerpinsxdangerpinsx on December 17th, 2008 06:29 am (UTC)
What are you talking about? The internet has plenty of laughter and smiling faces. see? lol :) lol :) lol :) lol :) lol :) lol :) lol :) lol :)
Heather Joneszerocoolphreak on December 18th, 2008 08:40 am (UTC)